Coochie Economics 101

This is something that needs to be read by women all over the world. This is my plea to all of my sisters of the human race: please, please, please stop acting desperate for a man and stop passing out coochie like they have coupons for it in the Sunday paper.

I was talking with my best friend the other day and she was telling me about this guy she she's dating getting an attitude and throwing a tantrum because she did not call him back. This isn't the first man she has complained about doing this. I've also experienced this myself. The men who get attitudes when you don't call them back ASAP are also the same men who expect a woman to chase after him. Do you know why men in my age group (18-34)act like they are God's gift to women? Do you know why they easily take for granted the precious gift that we so willingly and lovingly give to them? Men act like this because they can generally get away with it. Basically, it's our fault. A lot of women put up with bullshit from a man just so that they can have someone in their lives. Men know this and they use it to their advantage. Because this is so commonplace, when I meet a man and he discovers that my brain is between my ears and not between my legs the reaction is similar to someone trying to watch a DVD and you bring them a VHS tape instead. The reaction is like "they still make these?". So for me, could you try being a little less loose and quite a bit more selective so that me and my friends can stop being the VHS tapes of the dating world. Not that many people are into vintage stuff, lol.

Seriously though, it's time to go back to being more selective about the men we accept into our hearts and into our bodies. The coochie is a divine creator and we must treat it as such. Women always want to bitch about how all men are dogs, but they don't give a man a chance to treat them with respect. Why should a man value the gift that you have when you don't value it yourself? There was a time where if a man got to touch you under your clothes it was a pretty big deal. We need to get back to that. The sexual revolution of the 60's and 70's should've been called the sexual devolution, because the end result is pure hedonism, sexual recklessness which leads to disease and unwanted children, and a blatant disregard for women as spiritual beings. Some people might cringe at the analogy I'm about to make, but it's the best way to get my point across. If you're a prude or have sexual hangups, go see a therapist. Why would you read something titled Coochie Economics 101 in the first place? I digress.

Think of the coochie as a currency, kind of like the US dollar. The more currency there is circulating in the economy, and the easier it is to get, the less value the currency has. The same thing is true for coochie. The easy availability of coochie today is at an all time high, which means the value on the coochie and females in general is at an all time low despite the fact that males outnumber females 101.3 to 100.

QUIT PLAYING YOURSELVES!!! QUIT SETTLING FOR LESS!!! Hold back on giving it up and watch how men change their attitude toward you. I propose that every woman in the world just shut down and stop having sex for 60 days. Could you imagine that? We could have men doing our bidding and bowing at our feet begging for just a taste. If only we realized the power that we yield as women. Men have died and wars have been started over it in the past and now we must settle for it being a hobby or a trivial vice like smoking weed or drinking alcohol? I refuse, and my sisters if you had any sense, so should you! Reclaim you Vagina Power. Ya'll better get up on that Alexyss K. Tylor, lol!